I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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