i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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