Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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