It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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