Is it because I queefed?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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