I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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