so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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