Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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