real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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