Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye