i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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