was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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