I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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