oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
