For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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