Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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