ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
They are going to name an STD after you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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