I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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