All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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