Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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