I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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