why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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