i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize