sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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