Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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