just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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