Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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