This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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