i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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