Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
