My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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