her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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