You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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