I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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