Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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