why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She announced her abortion via fbk
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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