is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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