whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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