i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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