i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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