she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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