if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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