Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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