Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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