Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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