..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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