I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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