He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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