What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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