I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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