Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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