He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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