Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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