You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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