I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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