I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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